I got tagged by @lcahleeza. Just for PUN. I’m not gonna tag anyone else though. #onemanwolfpack
1. I love Jesus Chr1st.
2. I love music: listening + writing + performing. All types: from alternative 2 country.
3. I love che3se + burgers = cheeseburgers.
4. I love #ComicBooks: I’m illiterate, I only love the 4rtwork.
5. I enjoy making people laugh: Problem i5, I’m not #PUNny. I’m just an idiot.
6. I’m easy like #SundayPUNday mornin6.
7. I don’t 7ake myself #seriously: I eat everything furiously. What?
8. I’m not that gr8: on anything. #illnevergetarealjob
9. #ironic: I love performin9 but I hate fame.
10. #AntiSocial: I love being alone + being left a10ne.
11. I’m the #UgliestBeingInTheUniverse. I wi11 die alone.
12. #WhatIsLove? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more x12.
13. I love being underestimated by people: the e13ment of #surprise.
14. I’m indoorsy: I have the vampire syndrome/sun allergy (14tin: #Porphyria/Chronic Urticaria).
15. I’m a #simpleton: not an intellectual. Godly w15dom is more important.
16. If I made it B16, I’m gonna hate myself even more. #KurtCobain
17. I’m really #crazy: but I fully realize that I’m crazy, so I’m just a L17TLE bit crazy…?
18. I’m a #LateBloomer: I haven’t b18med yet. #illnevergrowup
19. #OldSoul: I dress like a slob from the 19-hundreds.
20. Possibly, due to brain trauma when I was 4, I developed the #ForeignAccentSyndrome. If I had a penny for every time people call me stupid; I’d probably have 20… billion dollars.
#RedMisery #FreeHugs #americanlife
Photo credit: @julzmars @timbaten (at Downtown Disney)