#SundayPunday vol 124.
I don’t make puns because I think they’re funny, my brain just so happens to make terrible puns outside of my control. Learning disorder and chemical imbalance… Maybe because I fell on my head as a kid.
Apparently, puns are very PUNtagious. Everyone pitched in and I feel so much joy when people play along.
People ask me “Red, do you get paid playing at churches?”
I’d say, I get paid in #CELERY.
Would you CARR-ot for some jokes?
@tybo_dose didn’t #CARROT-all and replied “Hey, I’m a good judge of CARROTer.”
I thought that was it, so I said “That’s a WRAP.”
But Kayla said “You’re so #cheesy.”
So I pointed out the string CHEESY.
Lord forgive us for our SINnamons.
#worshipteam (at Calvary Chapel Golden Springs)